Lotanna Laments: Meeting Gori (Part I)

Following that unfortunate sexual experience, I gave Gori another go at coitus the following day. Alas another failure, it was another brief and disappointing experience. I said to him 'did you Iike it' he responded 'baby you are like over ripe banana, you are too sweet'. At this point I am not sure what to make of that, I said “is that a yes or a no”

Gori; 'it's a no, I didn't like it, I loved it” Grinning ear to ear as he spoke, he scooped me up, kissed my neck and put me back on the bed in an attempt to commence another unpleasant 7 minutes, I curled myself away and said I was tired.

Mcccw, selfish much, why didn’t he ask me, if I liked it. I would have had the opportunity to tell him then without murdering his Ego.

Gori left for the airport while I packed up to check out. I packed up everything; soiled bedsheet inclusive (I dropped 20k on the side stool as a token for taking away their bedsheet).

The next couple of days were a bit turbulent because I could not get my mind off it.  There was nothing to compare Gori to, so I wasn’t even sure if there was a problem. Maybe that’s how it works and after a while there’s a build up. You guys, something is not right mehn, It was particularly uncomfortable, It was unpleasant, all I wanted was for him to reach his climax and just leave me alone.

What a cliché I might have become. It's one of two things, it's either this sex thing grows on people or I have become the driver that didn't test drive before buying the car. So I decided to ask Nnenna, she said 'my first time was a mess too, I hated it but then i learnt that Richard was as much a child as me, we were both unaware of what we were doing... After a few experiences with my kind of men, sigh... babes once you find the right man, you get it right, you won’t go back.

Then she said “In your case, you have to make Gori Work”
Me: “Nne please how, what will be my base line? How will I make it work”
Nnenna:  “Please go and watch porn, watch Game of thrones, Learn what Khaleesi learnt to turn Drogo into her lover”
Me: “Now you are just messing around, Nnenna I need help”
Nnenna: When you come to Lagos now, we’ll try to teach you a thing or two
Me: Nnenna, please don’t tell anyone about this
Nnenna: (laughing) no I wont